venue: mid valley
detail: 1300H - 1500H 29 mac 09

farewell party for me n mili...belated birthday party for me, peli n we....just hang out at mid valley megamall to release tension...along with us are my seniors, tn zizog and his date pn sofea...should be with us that day were my juniors....zharif and abang...but they have some probs..at first we plan to play bowling but some company booking full lane for their employess...wtf...

makan!!!!


ni birthday boy....


ptg mkn pizza..mlm mkn kfc...tgh mlm mkn chicken chop...pg esok sakit perut...kpda warga sesma yg bernama gaal n shah...tgk la ak kalahkn awok mu gath nanti...hahahaha

switch off je suis2 umah/bilik korang just for 1hour...tak lame pon..esok je...bkn ade pe pon ari minggu...poster ade kat bwh...




aku bkn blogger tegar...so tak yah susah2 nk customizekn ak nye blog...ckup la pe yg ade...tensen2....da 2mggu tak msuk kls..bapak boring gler...tp skrg2nye dpt gak ilmu blogging sket2...walau x sbrape, ilmu tetap ilmu....lagi 3mggu kna duk lam bilik neh...boring gilo...

nk post pe ak tak tau nih...mls giler...
post gambar time maulidur rasul upnm sudeyh...uhuhhuhuhu..nk tgk....sila....



dlm beratus2 gmbar, 2 ni je ad gambar ak...huuhuhhuhu...sape la cameraman nih...gagal...

kotak rokok dunhill da ade gambar yg mengerikan...hilang selera seorg perokok untuk meneruskan niat beliau untuk merokok....tp walau cmne gmbar sklpon, klo da perokok tegar tuh, x tgk pon kotak klo nk isap...bkak trus je isap...

langkah yg agak memberi kesan...padan muka perokok2 malaysia!!!!

p/s: da hampir2 nk habis menutut ilmu template....tp template cm haram gak...tak improve lgsung....

mental ak...ak igt senang nk buat layout blog sendri....rupenye susah...kna ad org ajar jgak bru bleh buat...design da ad...cmne la ak nk mencodingkan beliau.....huuu


tp klo ak leh wat dlm mase smggu je trus mantap blog ak, nanti kesian lak dak science com....blaja letih2 tp ak bleh buat kejap je...hahahaha...seb bek korg....

layout yg da sedia ad kat tenet mmg brlambak tp ak ske buat sendiri..ak nk hasil air tangan ak sndri....sape leh tolonggggggggggg????????????????????????????????

antara 10 sbb blog anda annoying drp justkhai

1. lagu diautoplaykan...

2.font terlalu kecil....

3."read more" tak letak untuk entry panjang2....

4. perenggan mane?

5. owner tak letak gambar...


6. tulisan warna warni....

7. sidebar yg tak terlampau bnyk...

8. Jangan selitkan smiley-smiley dalam entri.....

9. iklan tak yah bnyk sgt....

10. info biar betul...


wah3..bnyk benor yg menyebabkan blog ak annoying????tape2...org bru blaja bese la kan...kesalahan pertama terhapus...no more colourful....







tak sabar ak nk tgk cite2 ni....ak ske tgk animation nih...diorg mmmg power la buat movie2 cmni...nmpak cm real...ak hrp org mesia pon x lme lg dapat buat cm diorg....upin dan ipin tu da hampir2 dh....gud luck les copaque!!!!!


"aku berasa malang apabila tidak berkasut.....sehinggalah aku berjumpa dengan orang yg tidak berkaki....."


sesungguhnya allah itu maha adil...jgn rase diri kita plg teruk...tak teruk pon sbnrnye....ad lagi org lain 100x lg teruk dr kita....bersyukur la dgn ape yg ad...


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.



APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



COMPREHENSION

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

today's joke

ak pembaca setia blog org....jumpa la satu blog ni, maybe ade lagi kot blog lain...dienye ade personaliti test...ak try la jawab...



Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

akukah itu???

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

hahahaha..tergolek ak baca...

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

yup...

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

wahahahaha...tolak2...

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

aha...tol2...tak tipu lagsung...kuar masuk u nk blaja punye psl...

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

60% je btol...

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

100%...

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

............................

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

itulah doo...hahahaha

pape pon test ak amek, hanye doo tahu siapa doo.....

sgala posting lam blog ni adalah hk milik persendirian...phm2 la sndri....

beberapa subjek yg ak ske main...


ni desktop ak..wide screen, 250g hard disk, 3g ram, core 2 duo, en9500gt , tikus dan kuncipapan..????, sonic gear....then aku pon komponen desktop ak gak...tanpa ak tak hidup menatang ni....hahahaha


ni plak handphone ak yg tak seberapa...satu w350i, satu lg vodafone 225 (free time ak pkai bill celcom)...main gna lighter nih...tu nmpak cm lekuk sket tuh...screen cair kna bakar...huhuhu


ni plak brg mainan ak hari2...dr pg smpai ke pg besok ni la mainan ak..bile la ak nk berenti main bende nih...aish...


ni plak budak kecik yg ak ske main..sbb..die tak nangis ak amek die...hahahaha...

tarikh: 15th march 2009
venue: dewan pendekar, upnm
penceramah: mej ustaz haji daud
bayaran: rm50

nama ak naik kna pegi kursus kahwin..bkn tanak pegi tp takut tak terjaga besok..esokkan ahad..huhuhu...lagipun nk nk pegi yg lama sket..bru berkat...(antara alasan2 yg bleh diguna pkai..dsr pemalas)...klo ak pegi ak da bleh kawin ke?nop...igt senang ke nk kawin...huhuhu

esok PT...nk pegi PT ke nk secure???? nk secure nk pegi mane??klo kantoi nk jawab pe???
ak da tak larat nk ikut ni...hati da mmg takleh sumbat military lagi dh...huhuhuhuuhuhu...

ari ni ak ade temuduga ngan aku nye CO..semalam aku ditemuduga Dato' KOMANDAN...tak lame lagi ak masuk BOARD no.3.......well, cam bese....semua org akan nasihati kita...dan ak akn gnakn nasihat yg diorang bg tu untuk kegunaan masa depan ak...

actually aku dalam proses nk kuar dr UPNM....ak bkn nk kuar UPNM coz tak tahan training yg ada kat sni cma ak rase ak tak sesuai jadi cm diorang....stakat training, kadet skolah pom bleh buat...tp sikap malas ak sejak ak join UPNM ni telah mnyebabkan ak failed beberape paper dan hutang beberape kedit hours..org bleh kata pe yg diorg nk kata tp ak tetap ngan pilihan ak tuk kuar dr sini...this is my final decision!!!

CO cakap..."jgn pk bende ni dlm mase satu mlm je...ini mase depan kamu."...and im very concern that im not thinking of quitting just yesterday...i've been thinking of this for 2 sem...before Dato' NC masuk lagi ak da cadang nk kuar...tp dlu parent ak tak bg...diorang pemegang saham terbesar mase depan ak....tanpa kebenaran diorang idup ak tak berkat...tak kisah la ak blaja kat mane...klo diorang tak bg, tak gna..sia2 ak blaja...but after struggling for mechanicalnye paper sem nih, i know my limit and i know i would failed them if i stay here....so, ak terangkan kat diorang akunye situasi...maybe not me la but my sis and my bro talked to them...and they granted my permission to quitting this U...

ramai org gak ak try mintak pendapat..rmai dri diorang yg ckp better ak stay je...habiskan 2thn lagi...tp ak yakin ak buat keputusan yg betul base on how much i know myself...but if there is certain part of me that i do not know about it, i hope i know it when im off from this U....coz ak tak nk nyesal ngan keputusan ak and.....takkan!!!

Suatu pagi yang dingin, terjadilah satu perbualan antara seorang guru falsafah dan pelajarnya.. .

pelajar: guru, apakah erti cinta..? bagaimanakah saya boleh mendapatkannya. ..?

guru: ada sebuah ladang gandum yang luas didepan sana ,berjalanlah kamu dan jangan sesekali kamu berundur. kemudian ambillah satu ranting. sekiranya kamu mendapati ranting tersebut sangat menakjubkan, ertinya kamu telah menemui cinta.

pelajar tersebut pun berjalan dan tidak berapa lama dia kembali dengan tangan yang kosong.

guru bertanya: mengapa kamu tidak membawa sebatang ranting pun...?

pelajar menjawab: saya hanya terpaksa memilih satu ranting saja, dan sewaktu berjalan saya tidak boleh mengundur kebelakang semula. sebenarnya saya telah berjumpa dengan satu ranting yang paling menakjubkan tapi saya tak tahu apakah yang akan menakjubkan di hadapan sana nanti, maka saya biarkan ranting itu lalu saya dapati tidak ada lagi ranting yang paling menakjubkan selain daripada yang saya lihat tadi. jadi saya tidak mengambil sebatang pun akhirnya.

gurunya menjawab: ya, itu lah cinta...

dihari lainnya pula pelajar tersebut bertanya kepada gurunya, apa itu perkahwinan. ..?

guru: ada hutan yang subur didepan sana . berjalanlah kamu.tapi janganlah kamu sesekali mengundur kebelakang. tebanglah sepohon pokok saja. dan tebanglah jika kamu merasakan bahawa pohon tersebut adalah yang paling cantik, segar dan tinggi, kerana kamu telah menemukan apa itu perkahwinan.

pelajar tersebut pun berjalan, dan tidak berapa lama, dia datang semula dengan membawa sepohon kayu, walaupun pohon tersebut tidaklah berapa segar, cantik dan tinggi pada pandangan guru tersebut.

maka gurunya pun bertanya: mengapa kamu memotong pohon seperti ini....?

pelajar itu menjawab: sebab, berdasarkan pengalaman ku sebelum ini, aku hanya berjalan separuh daripada hutan tersebut dan aku takut akan kembali dengan tangan kosong. jadi saya mengambil kesempatan menebang pohon ini lalu dibawa kesini. pada pandangan saya ianya adalah pohon yang terbaik buat saya. saya tidak mahu kehilangannya atau menyesal kerana tidak memilihnya.. .

maka guru itu menjawab: itulah perkahwinan. ......

tamat....


Kesimpulannya, usahlah terlalu memilih cinta, ditakuti anda akan terlepasnya, dan janganlah terlalu memilih jodoh, terimalah pasangan anda dengan seadanya. Tidak ada manusia yang sempurna di dunia ini. Setiap insan pasti ada kelebihan dan kekurangannya .

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ak pon tak tahu knape la ak wat blog ni...wutever...maybe sbb slalu sgt baca blog org...so da bosan baca blog org, biar diorang plak baca blog ak....

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